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So who are you voting for?

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The candidate who forgave her
husband no matter what he did,

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not the guy who really
likes his daughter.

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Hey, I like this Trump
fellow-- good business

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man, never sleeps, doesn't
pay his taxes, legally.

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Ehm, those are impressive.

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But I can't trust this
country to someone

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who's gone bankrupt six times.

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That's two more than me.

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But the orange man, he will
build a wall to keep out

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beauty queens who eat too much.

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Plus, he has a plan to
make Russia great again.

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Russia?

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Hey, wait a minute!

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[GRUNTING]

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[GASP]

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Vladimir Putin,
president of Russia!

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Yep, on the list.

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Go ahead and vote.

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Hey, what about me?

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Not on the list.

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You have to let me vote.

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This is a swing state.

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My vote's worth more than
a million Californians.

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Don't worry.

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My hackers will get you in.

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Doesn't matter.

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Trump is winning 102%.

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Business is business!

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